Teddy Bears Make The Best Friends Because ......

They don't tell you that you have bad breath.

They never borrow money.

They never beat you at scrabble.


They never tell you that you're too fat.

They don't give you away your secrets.

They never say "I told you so".



They never borrow your favourite T-shirt.



They don't get jealous of your other friends.

They don't embarrass you at parties.



They never laught at your clothes.

They never leave dirty socks on the floor.

They don't complain when you eat potato chips in bed.



They don't get sick.

They don't hog the bathroom.



They don't interrupt when you're talking.

They don't outgrow you intellectually.

They don't eat all your chocolate chip cookies.



They aren't noisy & they don't have fleas.

They are never disloyal critical or unkind.

They don't tell you how to drive.

They listen to all your problems.


They always love you .....
just the way you are.